Just found my great grandfather's iron cross where he scratched the swastika out.

My grandma gives us money origami for Christmas and I’ve saved the last three years of them

This radio-controlled clock in my grandparents’ bathroom has been running on the same battery for over 20 years.

found this sign outside of a s*x shop

Forgot a bottle of Martinelli's outside yesterday (to cool it down quickly, then it got lost in dinner prep madness).

Found a pearl in my oysters casino from a Christmas buffet yesterday

when a fire meets freezing temperatures.

My dad's horrible bathroom lights

The colour of the tissue box blends in with my nightstand and wall!

This leaf has flower tattoos

The sushi I made with my fiancée last night rolled into a smiley face

Two cheerios are entirely interlocked

I ended up matching with my work's vacuum

My coworker is colourblind and printed a colour chart in grayscale

Microwave with CHAOS button

The love hotel I visited in Japan had a water slide

This jumper is 100% wyfshxgsii

The eggs I bought this afternoon were packed this morning

my old ipod touch disabled for 46 years