The amount of sweet and sours I got with my 3 piece tender meal

One of my parakeets has a star on the back of her head

The difference between my goth dryer lint (left) and my normie roommates dryer lint (right)

My cat stood on my leg and left paw imprints

My work badge was so old that when I removed it from the sleeve, part of my picture was left behind.

My motel door in China has 14 deadbolts

The airport in Portland ME has a jigsaw puzzle set up for passengers to work on

After a recent snow, a car turned in my driveway and left 2 hearts

My daughter got a Hot Wheels car with braille on it

Some weird text I found in jail years ago

My new planner has more stickers for “boob checks” than for working out

Cloud above Norway

The 0 euro souvenir in Bratislava costs 3 euros

My handwriting is girly

Found an old Moody Blues vinyl with secret Mary Jane seeds in the seam

My (late) dog at 1 vs 17

Folding a cocktail napkin yields surprise “Santa-pede”

My new gas stove uses "Lite" instead of the correct "Light" on the knob to show where it lights the burner.

This restaurant has a sign that says "No Tip" where you place your order

A note that says “please keep me home i’m causing problems when I roam” was left on this dogs collar after hanging out at a construction site too much.