this prize card that came with the limited edition gold PlayStation 4 I won from Taco Bell

I’ve had a birthmark on my tooth ever since it came in as a kid. My docs call it a tooth freckle!

My bruise after straining my thigh while playing football

This McDonald’s only has one arch

Guardian Angels return to patrol NYC subways after multiple assaults

This soap in an upscale French restaurant’s bathroom

My girl bought clay from amazon and it came in a tiny grocery sack...

I am currently flying on the 5,000th Boeing 737.

This bookmark my girlfriend uses is a thong.

The igloo my wife, her family, and I made over New Years

I scratched the world map onto a banana

Found, batteries with free 16GB memory card in the clearance section.

My shirt is made of “fabric remnants of unknown origin”

The shadow of my chimney looks like the grim reaper is on my roof

This police warning sign inside a Chinese karaoke bar

Soaked a shower head in white vinegar for months, the vinegar turned sparkly and blue

This sign is upside down

The flag in my shop only has 48 stars

Toilet paper at the airport has a runway on it

My grandfather’s urn has discoloured and turned green from my grandmother kissing it every day since he passed.