Whoever you are, Brenda, I’m wishing you the best

My mum takes out the extra coffee powder from K Cups and feeds it to her plants

Empty LA metro train during rush hour this morning, due to local fires.

Anchorage Alaska today. Very little/no snow and it was almost 10°C (50°F) yesterday

My fortune cookie said I won bananas with an expired coupon date

Tabasco stripped the rainbow sheen off this plate

My coworker bent a paper clip into a hanger. Post it note for scale.

A mouse electrocuted itself behind my fridge

Girlfriend has been keeping a log of all the movies she’s “renting” from my movie library

Dog self taught alerting to seizures

This chip packet that deserves to be framed

The way the garlic stuck to my knife.

Anti-rape vandalism on Oxford Street, London

After an 8 hour shift delivering groceries, my socks can stand on their own

Xmas present from my assistant

My Uber driver’s list of passenger rules

My slippers blend in with my rug pretty well!

A flock of Cybertrucks siting in a mall parking garage somewhere in Mexico.

My girlfriend tears away her egg carton to save space

The lid of my pill container corroded, but only the section with Aleve