My dad's Zelda cartridge is not golden.

A wine vending machine in Germany

The floor mats at the gym match my sneakers

The reusable chip cup at French McDonalds

This barfing Lego guy that came with my son's new set

Walgreens locks up everything except the condoms

At Local Library, in a Red State

This high school in Pennsylvania has signs that specify whether you can or cannot open the windows that day.

Something evidently fell out of a tree this morning, only to climb back up the same tree

XL bladder stone (hand for comparison)

When the blue LED lamp is on, everything in my room appears monochrome except the rubber duck.

This persons runners are coloured in to look like high heels

You can bend a stream of water using a charged object, such as a plastic comb after using it on your hair

I just opened a pack of sliced cheddar and it has clear fingerprints

This item at a Target had a price tag of $0

I worked at McDonald’s in the early 90s. I kept my time card and this “Internal Media Line” thing.

My pet chicken sizing up my snow chicken.

There is a sprout growing out of my toilet brush

My hotel room’s fire escape plan requires me to break this glass box with a hammer, and use keys to access my neighbour’s room

The thickness of my 2 month old's contacts