There is a sprout growing out of my toilet brush

My hotel room’s fire escape plan requires me to break this glass box with a hammer, and use keys to access my neighbour’s room

The thickness of my 2 month old's contacts

The missing piece in this puzzle blends in with my table.

I'm a Flight Attendant, today I had a flight with 13 passengers

The hotel staff left a cool towel dog on my bed this morning.

Two ibuprofen tablets stuffed in the same bubble pack

This tree is a chicken

Someone made the Mona Lisa out of BBQ sauce at the McDonalds by my work.

I flew over this area of snow, grass, and river looks like a dog in an army helmet

To get to this playground, you have to go over this water parkour first.

My shampoo froze and formed lil balls

Our air filter came out black after running all week in LA with the fires 10-20 miles away. New filter for comparison on the left.

this stick kinda looks like a dragon

One half of my teeth are much whiter than the other side

I bought a 25 ton Oak which fell during a storm near Berlin

Sorting through Grandma’s belongings before they are sold or donated and found a uranium glass swan

Working the CA fires where we were provided canned Gatorade

There’s a countdown at work with no explanation

A 1998 PC in almost perfect condition