My lock’s screws froze on the inside

These tiny lil jordan 1s my mom knitted for my cousin's newborn baby😍

My mum and I made chocolate chip cookies and they turned green

Someone dropped off books to donate at our library in this relic of a box

Local bar uses onion instead of pool ball 8

I found a box of 1990 census pencils in my new garage and I love them. I even bought a pencil sharpener.

It's cheaper to get two orders of 10 wings, than one order of 20 wings.

These were both in the trunk of my car and only the drinking water froze

Roll of tape came with cheap scissors, so you don’t have to gunk up a good pair by cutting tape

Same car, same colour, one number apart

I bought a box of screws... One didn't have any threads.

I collected tiny pieces of tar on my walk

This 12% alcohol beer has an old hag on the label but I guess she got better looking after you drink it

When my puppy Leia curls up in a ball to sleep, she has a big heart on her side.

The less famous side of the Rosetta Stone

Our Work Van that was considered Totaled in a wreck and given back to the insurance company ends up in Mexico 6 months later. (We forgot to take the camera out)

In the forest near me, there lives a wood Dragon.

Making ratatouille while watching Ratatouille so that my dinner comes out at the exact same time as Ego's meal at the end of the movie

My locally produced soft drink acknowledges the indigenous people of the area.

A zucchini we bought for 1$, cat for size comparison