Envelope design tile at the post office

One of the sharpies in this new (unopened) sharpie pack is missing a cap.

Glass broke without shattering

They built the fence around this tree

I used 101% of my cup

In 2009, Cracker Barrel stopped using 100% pure maple syrup. I still have one of the old bottles.

I left the potatoes in the fridge too long

The tiniest origami swan/crane I could make (finger(nail) for scale)

30 days after a cornea transplant with 16 stitches still in place.

Train says next stop is Bikini Bottom after finishing their route

Guy in Universal Orlando with an Ellen DeGeneres tattoo

The Tampa IKEA has fake board games on the shelves made by the employees

My boiled egg without yolk

Bought an old house, found this “piece of wood” hidden in the insulation

It got so hot today that my balcony glass exploded.

Today, instead of inspirational, my tea lid quote is kinda mean..

snow outside my dorm looked like a blanket

my girlfriend’s new meds are spherical

ReStore recycles shopping carts, too

Giant grapes