My hot chocolate has adult temperature.

My regular gummy vitamins vs. my organic gelatin free ones

This Lego Breaking Bad poster I found in a store in Shanghai

Jury nullification encouragement in the corner of a coffee shop at my train station

Parents just got back from Turks and Caicos with a Haul of Starship 7 tiles

Bricked in statue at the back of an Italian restaurant in NYC

It Really Is Snowing in New Orleans, Louisiana (NOLA)

the intense cold causing the paint on our shipping door to peel

This pie shop has a telegraph address

My pomade went through a phase transition and self assembled into a new brain-like texture after leaving a qtip in it overnight

I spilt my cherry tango and it left a cherry shape on my carpet

9 1/2” of snow in my backyard right outside the greater New Orleans area.

I got an MRI so I used the files to 3D print my brain and put it under glass.

Gas station sign warns you to pull forward after fueling or get shot

Found 1998 Beanie Babies handbook which shows what people were paying back in 1998 and what the projected 2008 values were (lmao)

Felt a painful pinch in my finger and then got this bruise

Left hammer out in the cold while replacing floor, it froze into a cool ice axe.

I put ghee in my coffee this morning and it looked like celestial bodies in space

My professor gave us a syllabus stapled together with no actual staples.

Firefighters putting out a fire in -30°C weather.