This pie shop has a telegraph address

My pomade went through a phase transition and self assembled into a new brain-like texture after leaving a qtip in it overnight

I spilt my cherry tango and it left a cherry shape on my carpet

9 1/2” of snow in my backyard right outside the greater New Orleans area.

I got an MRI so I used the files to 3D print my brain and put it under glass.

Gas station sign warns you to pull forward after fueling or get shot

Found 1998 Beanie Babies handbook which shows what people were paying back in 1998 and what the projected 2008 values were (lmao)

Felt a painful pinch in my finger and then got this bruise

Left hammer out in the cold while replacing floor, it froze into a cool ice axe.

I put ghee in my coffee this morning and it looked like celestial bodies in space

My professor gave us a syllabus stapled together with no actual staples.

Firefighters putting out a fire in -30°C weather.

one of my potatoes isn’t smiling.

13 inches of snow in New Orleans

Soda labeled as Pepsi was actually Mountain Dew

Snow on the beach in Florida

Actual size of a hormonal IUD, pencil sharpener for scale

This wrapper inside of my ice cream cone

One popsicle didn’t freeze, others are frozen solid

All 3 people got dealt the same poker hand