It rained and it’s only wet where my rear wiper wipes

I ordered one picture frame, Amazon sent me a box of 6 frames ...

Almost ran over an albino pigeon. They make up less than 1% of the genus Colomba population.

A Great Egret landed on my truck hood and chilled for a bit

Was splitting firewood and found a squirrel's secret stash

Our Printer Wouldn‘t Copy a Euro, But Copied a Dollar

The local bus system honored Rosa Parks on her birthday.

This bathroom stall has an anti-graffiti chalkboard

Found a Pro-Homeless Living Pamphlet at a Dollar Tree

Expired Velveeta Cheese Eating Through Its Wrapper

There's a line out the door for the men's restroom at the Back to the Future national tour and the women's is empty.

The pattern the rain formed on our trampoline

My onion has extra thick layers and an onion growing inside

Hexagonal bubbles in leftover Propofol

The man operating the emergency exit in Southwest Airlines' safety pamphlet has a prosthetic leg.

My grandma still has the Chairman Mao badge she used to wear

This map of Scandinavia I found at Ikea

This ink cartridge warns against automatic firmware updates

A gingerbread man I found in a box of sugar cookies is just as surprised as I am

Strawberry shake matches the inside colour of the cup