My partner's shrunken chip bag collection (proper bag for scale)

This Spongebob Spongeholder At My Work

This Dorito I got is shaped like a mouse cursor.

My kitchen ceiling has a permanent stain from a pot of beans that went wrong

Four Generations of Cones at the YMCA.

I got $4 in silver certificates today as a tip.

experiments in gummy bear splicing

The effect on my goggles of daily swimming for 6 months (top is before, yellow is after)

This tiny stair handrail

Sunset made this building look like it was on fire

The size of this hairball i pulled out of a shower drain

This steak I cooked looks kind of like the millennium falcon.

I made a necklace from my broken ankle plate

This ridiculously short knife I got at a restaurant in Warsaw Airport

The temperature of the floor tiles in my laundry room right now.

Bird fight in my mirror.

Blue Stop Sign found O‘ahu, Hawaii

I was crossing the border to the US and somebody got their eggs confiscated by the border patrol.

Two pizzas are cheaper than one at my Target

Screen Burn in after 30 years constantly being on.