Only one slice of my pack of swiss has holes in it, and like a notebook page

My city includes windows for the statues to look out when they are covered for cleaning

Popped the hood on my car and found that the mechanic left me a smiley

The DILDO sign in the hills of Dildo, NL, Canada

My dad got his suitcase monogrammed but his initials are “BAG” so it looks like he labeled his bag.

I have a lamp that my grandpa made out of a bombshell he brought back from WW2.

This wavy line that appeared on my arm…maybe from a bug bite

I found a glass bottle of beer with a dent in the side.

Screen refresh rate made my picture of an error useless

Icicle in shape of sword i found outside a bookstore

I have an unopened bottle of whiskey from 1910

This DHL store has an entire display of boxes set up to say that they don’t sell boxes

Sour Skittles I got in the Philippines don’t have the sugar coating like the ones in the US

Accidentally balenced my broom while cleaning

My parents are eating 33-year old socialist jam

How metal coat hangers are packed in a box

i made my brother a junk drawer starter kit for a house warming present

Spilled some oil on my pants that looks like the logo

Robert E Lee tags

Water softener salt in urinal to keep pee from freezing when temps are subzero