In 2017 a contractor company for the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency mistook me for the USS Jason Dunham and sent me a CD of nautical charts for the Gulf of Mexico.

The sink drain at the airport is shaped like an airplane.

I ordered spare keys from an online locksmith and received a complimentary lip balm.

Clouds being projected into the plane from a window.

Just a few thousand bikes at the Rotterdam, Netherlands train station

The poles in the testing spot are hit so often they put them on springs.

The viewing angle on my toaster oven's LCD is angled upwards

There is a sealed McDonald's order at the bottom of our empty dumpster.

At-A-Glance wall calendar missing April 18th

Overnight a low-cost electric car caught fire below my windows

An inflamed chicken wing bone I came across (probably due to injury)

I finally noticed one blade holder is different after 35+ years in my childhood home

I built a train around my bedroom

In New Zealand, when prescribed Tylenol, this is what you get for $2.80 USD

I found a grey-market sex pill in my front yard.

A sad goose I found at CVS

Raynaud’s syndrome affecting just my middle finger.

My salad at Costco in Mexico comes with two boiled eggs from the US

This mirror on my table reflecting Saturn on my ceiling

My legs change to a completely different colour when shaving. Top one is shaved.