This vanity license plate.

I borrowed a stapler from a clinician I didn’t know and both her stapler and staples were pink

The collar of my t-shirt has worn down more at the front where beard hair is.

I found a Mother Chip in my bag of chocolate chips

Made my return label in comic sans

This cake fits perfectly into the shelf rails in my mini fridge

I went to my storage to get my old toys and I found this balloon that that’s been sitting in there since 2019 and it’s still inflated

I'm on the same meds as my cat lol

This screw I took out of the box is missing its slit.

Pigon built its nest on anti-pigeon spikes.

My sushi's soy sauce came in the shape of a fish

found a pea with a smiley face on it in my fried rice

Found this little tiny folding knife (dime for scale)

I got consecutive order numbers one day apart

My new pen has a 4gb usb built into its cap.

It was so cold this parking lot banana peel shattered instead of smooshed

Dealership gave me a Saturn key for my Chevrolet yesterday. The Saturn brand was axed in 2010.

Greeks continue protesting for 2nd week in all major cities

The women's bathroom requires a code to get in, but the men's bathroom does not.

A very unique, flattened rainbow spotted in my area.