This perfect C inside my jackfruit

My bacon looks like Great Britain

NYPD used to own the iPod I just bought

My candle-eating mouse is back!

This church I came across

All the samples I got from going to the largest dermatology conference in the world

My school's teachers lounge uses a photo of a no students allowed sign instead of an actual sign

My (very old) tea towel perfectly concertinas itself everytime I wash and dry it.

Football Ticket I Found In My Loft

My cat loves to sleep with her face down

i’m hypermobile/double jointed but i’ve never seen anyone who can do this so thought i’d share

In case youve never seen a newborn sock

Just pulled this stitch from my nose. My operation was 5 years ago

My 82 year old mother, who has been playing cribbage for 70+ years, just got the first natural 4 of a kind crib of her life, and in a three-player game to boot

My meal kit sent me a totally sealed, but completely empty garlic powder packet

Encountered a raspberry with vitiligo

My dad uses a syringe to apply Marmite on his toast

My friend left his mop outside too long.

The air hockey thing is called a mallet, apparently.

My Reese’s cup was bisected by its wrapper