i’m hypermobile/double jointed but i’ve never seen anyone who can do this so thought i’d share

In case youve never seen a newborn sock

Just pulled this stitch from my nose. My operation was 5 years ago

My 82 year old mother, who has been playing cribbage for 70+ years, just got the first natural 4 of a kind crib of her life, and in a three-player game to boot

My meal kit sent me a totally sealed, but completely empty garlic powder packet

Encountered a raspberry with vitiligo

My dad uses a syringe to apply Marmite on his toast

My friend left his mop outside too long.

The air hockey thing is called a mallet, apparently.

My Reese’s cup was bisected by its wrapper

I can’t make popcorn in my hotel room microwave, per the fire department.

My roses from valentine's day have grown leaves and stopped drying up

Pulled out the Bible in my hotel room and found a $20.

This beer glass looks like an upside down beer bottle

The bag says the picture is enlarged but it's the same size as the actual gummy

This popular tiki bar in Waikiki does not allow dancing

The clock in this barber shop is mirrored and runs counter clockwise so those having the hair / beard trimmed can see it "normal" in the mirror.

I spilled white queso on my pants last night and this morning it’s bright orange

Those signs in my neighbourhood make it look like aliens are going to kidnap you

Was chewing a mussel and found a pearl in it