I saw a vortex on my last flight

My airplane had a window in the bathroom

An apple with no core, no seeds, never seen that before

These hotel elevators are on pistons instead of being suspended by cables.

Old growth lumber vs modern factory farmed lumber

I noticed a tree that looks like a person sitting and painted it

My dog only chewed the green sections off her soccer ball

The way the shadow lines up with the grass

Wife recreated my late mum's special cookie recipe for my birthday this year.

The way piss has chewed into the dividers at my workplace

Everytime I wear my galaxy watch overnight, I get a hive spot where the infrared light hits my wrist

One of the leaves of this tulip my friend brought me is also half petal

This large crouton in my salad at Outback

The way my blood has clotted kind of looks like a little flower

My pasta looks like it's trying to escape the pot

Found a sexy sheep in the sex toy machine in the bathroom at a pub in Scotland

My 92 year old grandpa was invited to tryout out for the miss Washington pageant

Bandaid caused an allergic reaction

This cat lost his canine tooth, his tongue constantly hangs on the side, making him pull the " :P " emoji

I work in pest control. Our non-lethal rat bait that reduces fertility is just seed oils and sugar.