The way my blood has clotted kind of looks like a little flower

My pasta looks like it's trying to escape the pot

Found a sexy sheep in the sex toy machine in the bathroom at a pub in Scotland

My 92 year old grandpa was invited to tryout out for the miss Washington pageant

Bandaid caused an allergic reaction

This cat lost his canine tooth, his tongue constantly hangs on the side, making him pull the " :P " emoji

I work in pest control. Our non-lethal rat bait that reduces fertility is just seed oils and sugar.

I was driving behind a pickup full of trophies.

Bone fragment came out of my gums after wisdom teeth extraction. Feels good now that it is out

This amazingly long fry I got from Wendy's

This is $150 worth of "groceries" in rural Alaska.

I was cleaning out my Mother's house and I found my popcorn bowl from the 90s

I noticed this after refilling my water bottle at the gym.

Found a strange, mutant super dandelion today

Dentist’s office has a toothpaste bike rack

Found in a toilet in Italy

I found a mega gravy granule in my gravy granules today

My work calendar erroneously says "February" where it should say "Tuesday"

They didn't bother taking off the sticker on the quarter round trim at our Airbnb.

The coast guard brought a tiny helipad for their drone