Put a gym water bottle inside the dishwasher and it came out as a different type of object

These sex ed stress balls

Polish McDonald’s grilled cheese is a flipped bun toasted

Came home from the store to find a bird in my apartment

My succulent bloomed

This is what a Canadian absentee ballot looks like

This sign at the pool prohibits people with diarrhea to enter the water

Scrubby Daddy - size between New and 1.5 years of use

My university gave us “harm reduction kits” on our last day of school

The museum curator dislikes these items

Daughter with vitiligo has a super long eyelash

Buttons on TV remote in Japan go to 12

My dog’s bag of food had a giant ‘seasoning ball’ in it

This normal sized door in a big door to a Starbucks

A GM EV1 casually decaying outside of a building at my university. All but a dozen or two of these were crushed.

My grandma brought this plastic bag from Turkey. It says "we went too far".

This door has a small door inside of it

Colour difference between Martini opened 2 years ago and a brand new one.

A former bank vault used for a bookstore’s horror section

Poured hot tea and the glass split in the middle