blessed by the avocado gods today

My dollar store pretzels have no ends. It's just one long pretzel broken to size.

This egg I'm incubating looks like the Spider-Man symbol

The amount of oil that came out of this corn chip overnight.

Toothpaste and beauty mask lined up from my pee perspective

My dad's succulent has Shrek's ears

Sign at the Dead Sea, Jordan (lowest point on earth)

the airport i went to has a fossil on the tile floor

Yamaha still marks 55mph on a 2025 model over 40 years after it stopped being required to do so

Fell asleep on my headphones and it's left this pattern on a bruise. Still there over a day later

Our warehouse guys loaded our Bug-A-Salt gun with Italian seasoning instead of salt.

This No Name Branded Grocery Store

Gold fish shaped ham

40-year-old Pepsi in my Grandma's fridge

Babybel wax grenade

Costumes in a mall in Spain

A disintegrating leaf I found.

CVS gave me my prescription in a ziplock bag

The sun reflecting my phone camera

This tiny window that couldn’t be any smaller