Jose isn't allowed to use this door

This ink-splattered misprint of a bag of Doritos

Poster at my local bar in the women’s bathroom, which shares the secret phrase for communicating problems to the bar staff

My hotdog buns vacuumed themselves after expiring

Van Gogh Watermelon

Local bodega reselling lasagna meant for comercial use

My coffee order place ran out of stickers meant for this so blocked the hole on the cover with a random date sticker

I burned my bath

Two hairs grew in the palm of my hand

The difference between a new hair tie and one I have used for 19 days

At The Airport In Atlanta (ATL) And They Had 2 Flights Almost Side-by-side To 2 Different Fayettevilles

This Fire Extinguisher forever stuck in the drywall - Construction crew built around the fire extinguisher instead of removing it

These two seemingly random sweet potatoes fitting perfectly together

My gym is showing Salad Fingers on the TV

This truck in my shop has enough miles on it to circle the earth over 125 times

Found a metal bead in my onion

The dumpling I was eating had a tiny ear on it

CT scan camera is made by xbox

I was at a Mexican restaurant and there was a Chihuahua’s soul embedded in the table.

Uncut Mini Wheat I found in my cereal