My dollhouse came in the mail looking like smuggled cocaine

The airplane lavatory sink was filled with hand sanitiser wipes.

my cat bit me and it left a mark 1:1 with my moles

This coffee shop in Italy has different pricing based on how polite you are

pumpkins I should have tossed MONTHS ago now sprouting at my apartment

My local Circle K has horchata and it's actually pretty good

The colourful tulip fields as seen from final approach into Amsterdam

My bag of letter cubes had no As or Es

This lemon from my tree looks like it has a nose

My trunks for each day of the week have a little face describing the day

I just bought a new pair of Lego shoes

There was floss with this bag of jerky.

Finish public transport asks you to use perfume in moderation…

I’ve been on a new contraceptive pill for 8 months now and since then my hair has been growing straight.

This stop signs “stop” is off centered.

Jumping spider came out of Temu package

Found a baby turtle in a roll of sod today

This house has a urinal in the bathroom

Something is eating my lemons, but just the skins..

My local courthouse still has a fallout shelter sign.