The offices at my job have been empty since March of 2020, they never cleaned them out so all the calendars are still March of 2020 calendars.

My plate broke perfectly in half

McDonald's gave me a triple quarter pounder

Mine vs my bf’s toothbrush

This guy with an entire tablet in his back pocket

Perfect Avocado

Lemons float but limes don’t

How smooth this scoop of protein powder came out

Every morning I see this squirrel in the same pose

Sign and restraining device in a bathroom at a local sandwich joint.

i ordered a pokemon playmat and got a load of pills somehow

I converted my riding lawnmower into a tiny camper

Spaghetti came out of the box uncut

A sign at a local zoo's gator exhibit

I manage a liquor store and found a 24 hour AA token left on the shelf

The baskets my daughter's chicken nuggets came in at the local Japanese restaurant.

The size difference between my size 6 feet and my friend's size 13 feet. We're both 6'3" men.

The ice that rose up after my dad poured diet coke into a chilled beer mug

This giant dandelion I found, next to a regular one

Amazing tree colours!