How my brother cut in halves the apple:

My curtains created a pinhole camera projection of the street below on my ceiling

My grocery store only has cane sugar Coke 2 Litres

My popcorn fused together

A bird built a nest in my bicycle basket

My bank gives customers a free to do list form on the envelope

My combo had the filling of like 20 combos. Yes I ate it.

Vintage coffee cup for mustachioed men

My jelly bean says “start” on it

I put on my sunglasses during a flight, it turned the water rainbow

up is an ambigram of dn

I found a Warthog from Halo at a local private garage yesterday.

This parmesan cheese with a security lock in Italy

This Canadian Goose has eyebrows

The 15th floor button in my building says “call” on it

This chair in an office cafeteria has a notch to hang bags

The amount of sargassum on our resort’s beach in St. Martin

My dorm’s lift has the down button instead of the 9th floor

My son swallowed a quarter

Got bit by a fire ant and it made a trail on my wrist