This battery arrived dented and the brand name is telling me what happens if I use it

The Bojangles near me has started using AI to order

This clump of milk bones that came out of the box

My dog does not beg or bark for food, she just death stares me. Creeps me out.

This park has a swing for kids in a wheelchair

My friend’s delivery bag had math functions written all over it

This bunny is wearing human slippers instead of bunny slippers in my kid’s coloring book.

My wife’s moisturiser is 92% snail trail slime.

I found this old Microsoft shopping bag while helping my grandma clean her garage. It’s probably 25-30 years old but looks and feels brand new somehow.

The company that fixed the walls in my gym put the Fire Alarm pull station above the door

My wife found a grocery receipt from 1988 while going through some of my MiLs documents

The kindergarten I teach at in Japan has a sliding door with an open space in the middle to prevent kids from smashing their fingers.

The amount of lonely socks after 10 years and 4 kids

My Fingertips are Shedding

This circular gap in my beard where the hair won't grow back.

My dentist offers popcorn as a “comfort menu” item

My father-in-law showing a video to a fish.

Odd layout of this neighbourhood

I saw these armored car looking things at work today

Found a pay stub from 1946 while cleaning out a storage building.