Burger king decided to give me 2 extra patties on my sandwich

This playground uses chopped up recycled tyres instead of mulch. It actually feels a lot better.

This upside down up elevator button for going down

Cake left in Airbnb. Looks like someone put candles in, had a birthday, and no one had any cake.

My blood vessels pick up more dirt

My bag’s keychain says “ETS” instead of “EST”.

At a certain hour, the sun reflects a projection of my city through a hole in my blinds

The garlic on my salmon turned blue while baking

Canadian toddlers are allowed to play on this 6 months earlier than Americans are

In-N-Out Burger has only closed one location (Oakland, CA)

My clothes rod broke down and the only thing that didn't fall was the spiderman suit

The camouflage of this Grey Tree Frog.

My new carbon monoxide alarm says it must be installed by a competent person

My new laundry hamper came with this note inside

Black widow spider with heart and arrow markings

My cat scratched me and it looks like “-2”

This corn has more hair than me.

My watch was designed from the Swiss Railway clock

Both my battery-run clocks stopped ticking at same hour and minute

A popcorn kernel started growing into corn in the less active side of my sink