I just found the 50 year guarantee for my broken Ginsu Knife from 1978

I did it. I used an entire tube of chapstick without losing it

Tyre tells you when it needs to be replaced

Checked ‘vanilla’ on the hotel’s item request list. They gave me an entire bottle as a souvenir

My dog kinda looks like an oil painting in this photo.

I bought a brand new, in-package cable, manufactured in 2003, off the shelf at a retail store, 22 years later.

One of my eyebrows has been turning white. No other hair is doing this.

This small breakwater break the waves quite efficiently.

Lightning struck my house, burst a hole through a drain pipe then fried most our electronics

This restaurant’s chair is made of floor

My bocconcinis turned blue.

Airbnb I'm Staying In Has A Bunch Of SAG Exclusive Voting DVDs

The way these bubbles formed in my beer.

Denmark has the friendliest power outlets in the world!

Discarded slice of pepperoni pizza beneath passenger door of my car - photographed via paint reflection of the black car next to me (unedited photo)

A cute flower pressed itself on my bike seat

The colour difference in my hands after donating blood

I work at a zoo. Here’s a list of discouraged vs recommended words to use when talking to guests.

My son (7m) has a front whorl/cowlick with hairs that grow longer than the rest

I got this pumpkin three Halloween’s ago, today it finally started rotting.