This Simba doll my parents gave me in 1994 (that I took everywhere) vs the exact same doll untouched I bought for my son.

I saw someone check a kayak as baggage on our flight today

Only one of my plants grew a giant eight foot flower

These cake pans are the perfect size for fish sticks

This eggplant that looks like a cartoon Richard Nixon

I have one hair on my finger that is thicker than the others and doesn’t grow, unless I pluck it and it grows right back to the same length.

I went to dust under my PC. A stray plug cover under the tower carved this trail in the dust as it was moved around by the intake fans over the course of a year.

California Poppies over taking empty parking lot [OC]

Candy aisle appropriately labelled as Packaged Sugar.

Pulled out a piece of my wisdom tooth 5 months after surgery

Forgot the pan with water on the stove and came back to this

Got a carrot that looks like a penis

My new tyres tell me they are all-seasons on the tread

Adult Pornography from over 100 years ago (on DVD)

the cleaning instructions for my LED light include to go “ha” for one breath

The light Italian dressing I got with my house salad from Olive Garden

The result of me acting on my idea to make a "ramen pizza"

Hit the Close Door button in an elevator and it fell off, showing no wiring and stuck on with double-stick tape.

This lotus biscoff ripoff

me & my daughter having our first ice cream cone at the same age