A couple of ducks made a nest in our front yard mulch

My old scar is dust repellent.

My father found over $40k USD inside an old furnace

An ant colony under the cap of my fence post

A fly died swimming in my painting

My eye is a near perfect 50/50 colour split

My dad drilled 4 holes in the wall to put a shelf in, all 4 holes had different coloured dust come out

Took a picture in front of a bonfire, and looks like my arm caught on fire.

Lightning bolt looks like dog crossing over the rainbow

bit by a cat just under my marceline tattoo who also has a bite mark

I trimmed my Broom and now it looks almost new

Car looks like my bathtub

My corncob has 2 mini corncobs attached to it

Lady’s dress matches the chair she sat on

This Tim Horton’s won’t accept $50 or $100 bills, but only after 2pm.

Hair tie in my bathroom looks like a treble clef

Had a minor surgery yesterday, Sent me home with Narcan in addition to my pain meds.

I opened my frozen pizza to find two stuck together

Staying in a hotel with s’mores night, the ingredients came prepackaged like this

M size T-shirts in the US are XL in Japan