This small cauliflower I got in my weekly vegetable box

My dad’s BP-lowering meds are heart-shaped!

Found the soda fountain tip on the bottom of my Dr Pepper.

Walmart sign says $50 each cucumber

This chip is nearly as big as my sandwich and just as flat.

This elevator/list can never be used. Only when fire fighting with no fires.

My dog lost a tooth that looks like a dog.

This nickel came out of the dryer looking absolutely haunted

The type of empanada branded in the crimp

My Hot Pocket came with nothing inside

My son has a hidden birthmark of a wave that's only visible when he's tanned

My corn husk had two cobs inside

Sex toys at Goodwill Thrift store.

This tree I've seen on my walk had an eye

I have rings around the pupil of my eyes

I have messed up iris on my right eye (NSFW just in case)

Perfectly circular from above, perfect ellipse from the side. The perfect river stone.

I cut a healthy looking onion which was actually hollow and rotting from the inside.

The inside of a McDonald's ice cream/shake machine

Half Hot-Wheels being sold at Wal-Mart