Fiance cut watermelon for the kids earlier and found a heart shape inside [OC]

Mosquito impaled itself on my arm hair

Nintendo already made the Nintendo Switch in 1985

My grandparents got a letter from our king (Denmark) for their 60th wedding anniversary.

A Deer fly bit my left hand and made it look portly

Air conditioner’s installed at a grocery store during a heatwave.

My Dad Was Apple Employee #1851 in 1981

My subway station has an ad for a vibrator

My pinky toe has turned sideways over the years.

A pic of the night sky interrupted by a firefly.

Pour Decisions next to Pore Decisions

my salt lamp is leaking

The FBI is getting towed

A 5 page book of fictional couples from real estate agent ads I made when I was a kid

This shadow in my bathroom looks like a goblin sitting on the toilet while reading a newspaper

My water pot is forming perfectly centered, stationary ripples

How big a 50 caliber round is

My coworker's handwriting

A heart-spotted bug landed on me mid-swim in Bacalar… and matched my nails!

Dishwasher removed only the red colour from the label