This corkboard at a restaurant has had so many visitors from Iowa that it left a hole

My finger is growing a double nail after I accidentally stabbed it with a needle

My prawns have a sort of snowflake design in their shell.

Put my nail trimmings in a (nearly) empty bootlegger bottle and they leeched the colour from the drink. Nails are now blue and liquid is clear.

This razor blade disposal in my new apartment’s medicine cabinet

In this ambulance, the damage to the bodywork was treated with a plaster.

It was my daughter's 2nd birthday yesterday and she received the same card three times.

My boyfriend’s mum made a Pretzel Hedgehog.

My son was born missing a toenail.

I rolled $1020.50 in change

Over time apparently no one wants to take a chance on the mystery flavour

The waiter dropped a fork into my glass and it created a perfect hole without shattering the glass.

This playground has a tic tac toe board with only one row

My face wash turns blood red when it dries

This package of Skittles was all grape

Man mopping his roof

The ants collected all the debris on the floor and piled it up around the bait.

My neighbour gave me a vintage vacuum that has a headmassage attachment (oc)

Double Yolk Eggs at the Grocery Store

This ice maker's warning is like a parent giving suggestions