I drew an Alien giving a thumbs up with the condensation from my cup.

This bottle of Empress Gin (left) with all the colour bleached out.

I have an extra line on my ring finger

Invertor in my work canteen has a “chaos” button

I found a full sugar soda amidst my zero sugar 12 pack.

My onion had a tiny heart shape at the smallest ring

I left my shorts on the floor last night and they kinda look like Africa

Overhead light tanned our office phone over the years.

A rock at my grandparents' house that has been caged to never touch the ground again.

The bag from my local bakery casually drops that the owner married her uncle.

one of my shoes dried quicker than the other

My thrift store lighter is green

My mum kept my baby teeth and gave them back to me

Snack Pack sells the exact same flavour twice with different brands attached

Every time I eat an apple at work I peel the sticker off and stick it to my monitor stand.

Bought some small bananas in the grocery store

In Japan, I constantly have to clean handfuls of dead beetles from the roof of my house.

My ice cream came with a defective ice cream attached to it

This restaurant puts a sticker on all UberEats order to tell you not to use UberEats

Teddy Roosevelt’s blood soaked shirt, and the bullet-holed book and glasses case that saved his life