My cats have eyes that complete each other

Ryder truck with roof peeled off and abandoned.

Got stung by a bee on my nose and now I look like I lost a boxing match.

The bottle of numbing solution the doctor used on my arm.

All my m&ms came cracked

A picture of a guardrail after the Texas flood twisted it

Over 2000 coins and the total came out to a perfect five fives

Fluid from my patient’s lungs (warning: gross! view at your own risk)

I have an antique bottle of Lysol from when it was still advertising its feminine hygiene uses

Theater post signs on Post-Credit scenes

My Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream had no cookie dough

My shaker cup got lodged into my cabinet handle after i accidentally dropped it while spinning it

The size of a premie baby diaper compared to normal newborn diaper.

Crows sunbathing in the 26c heat.

My sister [30] only uses a CD player to listen to music at home.

My local grocery store has baskets that indicate that you’re single/can be flirted with

Local park installed a magnifying glass that is slowly destroying itself

My Legos came in paper bags instead of the usual plastic ones

A patch of my dogs fur has grown back a different colour where she was stung by a bee

An old radio in the Czech Republic has "Radio Stalin" among its stations. There's nothing to tune in on that frequency...