My local grocery store has baskets that indicate that you’re single/can be flirted with

Local park installed a magnifying glass that is slowly destroying itself

My Legos came in paper bags instead of the usual plastic ones

A patch of my dogs fur has grown back a different colour where she was stung by a bee

An old radio in the Czech Republic has "Radio Stalin" among its stations. There's nothing to tune in on that frequency...

A tanker full of blood.

A very large grasshopper.

My cat has a weird middle tooth

My hotel has a pizza hut in the basement.

Nazi bowl at my aunt’s place which she uses as water bowl for dogs.

SeaTac airport ran out of “DOWN” elevator button labels so they put “UP” upside-down to make “dn”

It's so hot in the UK that my body temperature thermometer is giving a reading without putting it in my mouth

There was a bird egg and nest on my U-Haul’s windshield when I went to turn it in

My preschool painting dated 9-11-01

My chicken tenders became upwards when cooking in the oven

This road just led me to a cliff that goes into the highway

I was putting a glass over a spider to relocate it and accidentally caught a small mosquito as it flew past.

A bank built in the 15th century in my home town

My tomato has plump lips

My ice cream had no cone!