Mug started sweating dark liquid when it comes in contact with heat

I got this picture of the Prince of Wales hotel in a thunderstorm last night.

My dad got arrested for selling weed in India, 1979. He even kept a little note that says "Shiva here to buy d grass"

The rash I get when I touch seafood kinda looks like animal print

My dog eats his food from right to left.

My local cinema has a board that tells you which movies have a mid/end credit scene

My pupils aren't in the middle of my eyes. Been like this since birth.

The Oil to Service My Clock is $6,000 per litre

My senior dog's bald little tail is spontaneously regrowing fur and filling out again

U-Haul storage units at this St Louis location are old truck bodies removed from their chassis.

I was sold a spark plug with no threads on it

My wife ordered a bean and extra cheese burrito and it’s looked like they called her a bitch

We harvested a 4.5kg potato

An absolutely wild paragraph from my great-grandfather’s memoir

I’ve worn out a hole in the center of my last two pairs of loafers from different brands.

Public Naloxone available at the beach for opioid overdoses, upstate NY

I was given a Japanese can of Coke on my purely domestic US flight

EV car battery removed from the vehicle

Forgot some 1" washers in muratic acid when trying to remove the plating.

I used an infinity mirror to cosplay a Stargate and it looks like my head is gone entirely