My local cinema has a board that tells you which movies have a mid/end credit scene

My pupils aren't in the middle of my eyes. Been like this since birth.

The Oil to Service My Clock is $6,000 per litre

My senior dog's bald little tail is spontaneously regrowing fur and filling out again

U-Haul storage units at this St Louis location are old truck bodies removed from their chassis.

I was sold a spark plug with no threads on it

My wife ordered a bean and extra cheese burrito and it’s looked like they called her a bitch

We harvested a 4.5kg potato

An absolutely wild paragraph from my great-grandfather’s memoir

I’ve worn out a hole in the center of my last two pairs of loafers from different brands.

Public Naloxone available at the beach for opioid overdoses, upstate NY

I was given a Japanese can of Coke on my purely domestic US flight

EV car battery removed from the vehicle

Forgot some 1" washers in muratic acid when trying to remove the plating.

I used an infinity mirror to cosplay a Stargate and it looks like my head is gone entirely

My local grocery store replaced all of their parking lot lights at the same time: they were all defective

All stainless steel bathroom at the grocery store

This tree with an IV drip in China

The condition of the only Volleyball at our remote forest fire base camp.

This little guy growing out of our bathroom sink