This Cicada I found that is missing its entire abdomen, yet appears to be healthy and capable of flight.

Bruise on brother’s leg is healing like this. It’s smooth to the touch.

I just got a whole wheel of cheese for $1

Put my water bottle in the freezer and the ice formed like this

The way this pasta spilled after falling

this vape liquid can kill you if you get it on your skin apparently

I finished a whole pen doodling on grid paper

Lights went out at Walmart at 10:20 pm and everyone had to leave

Sandwich I was making looks like a blobfish

I found a rock that looks like a pre-grilled chicken breast.

My dentist gave me a mold of my teeth

Gave my gecko a soak and his stuck shed came off like a tiny glove.

Grimace Themed McDonalds in Austria

The eyes on this Brian griffin-claw machine prize

This tightly wrapped ‘TSA Inspected’ brick was just sitting in the bin at security

The bird sh*t on my garage door looks like a bird taking a sh*t

The guy who cleaned my chimney left me a tiny Chimney Sweep

The tick I pulled off my dog attracted a mate to the outside of his Ziploc bag.

The view from my "office" includes icebergs off the northern coast of Alaska

I’m missing a knuckle