My basement storage framing seems to have been designed perfectly for my most of my (sealed) Kraft Dinner boxes

The difference between my two hands after a month of being a dishwasher (yes im a lefty)

This MAGA brand Make America Healthy Again t-shirt is a 5XL

Was on a walk, saw a house burning down

For $1,000 you can get the "Veruca Salt", and have anything on the menu made before any other orders

This can of grilled cheese flavoured soup I got at the store

Black widow spider found dead in driveway

The Burger King we stopped at had the lowest-mounted urinal I've ever seen.

Moth and Leaf

My parents still have a supply of canned Fruitopia from the early 2000s

My bag of Herr’s Onion Rings came with a pentagram shaped chip today.

I saw Jesus on my yoga mat.

My local liquor store puts cocktail recipes on their receipts.

The amount of watermelons in this guy's truck.

I dropped my fridge magnet while moving and it split in half.

My little finger after a small insect bite

pedestrian sign in pa

I thought I bought a piece of art - ended up being an ad for a Chinese Restaurant.

The sky outside my house looks like a badly rendered video game

My unopened water has a cap in it.