My local liquor store puts cocktail recipes on their receipts.

The amount of watermelons in this guy's truck.

I dropped my fridge magnet while moving and it split in half.

My little finger after a small insect bite

pedestrian sign in pa

I thought I bought a piece of art - ended up being an ad for a Chinese Restaurant.

The sky outside my house looks like a badly rendered video game

My unopened water has a cap in it.

There are four seats, but the shadow only casts three due to the lighting.

An apple with an apple on it

A sandwich in Switzerland advertises “Recipe generated by AI” as a selling point, with Matrix-like visuals in the background

The spots on my mother's thrifted shirt are skulls

this mushroom growing kit I saw at the hardware store sprouted itself through the top

Almost flat rainbow

The boardwalk wood isn’t getting wet around the screws

My mum grew braided carrots

I cracked this egg and it was full of blood

Tickle Me Elmo classified ads — New York Post, December 28, 1996

My middle finger turns extremely white when it's cold

I bumped into a wall and didn’t instinctively close my eyes.