The pattern of this pineapple

This condom brand lists sizes with animals and has a measuring scale that I assume needs to be cut out

I doodle on every rent check envelope because it entertains my old Sicilian landlord.

Our new tree came with an owner's manual

Picked this acorn off a tree and it's embedded in some sort of growth

We live in Phoenix. Our Thermometer literally melted.

One of my books turned green

Was taking apart an old dryer and found a bunch of these perfectly spherical lint balls inside

Vet’s office tracks days since last accident in the lobby

Random black dot appeared on my hand three days ago

Eastern Kingbird landed on my hand, was not impressed by crushed Pringles.

The first page of my British passport contains a request from the King.

My randomly generated Starbucks Wifi code has crowned me the 69 DP Nazi

My local church has a statue of an angel killing the Corona Virus

The box my car mats came in was designed to be built into a car

sometimes my veins are sunken instead of raised

Local grocery store used to sell crossbows over the produce. (Golden Dawn, Jefferson, Ohio)

The way these concrete balls lined up to look like wheels

Pine cone closed itself after the rain

Got a McDonald’s 20 pack of all boots