We live in Phoenix. Our Thermometer literally melted.

One of my books turned green

Was taking apart an old dryer and found a bunch of these perfectly spherical lint balls inside

Vet’s office tracks days since last accident in the lobby

Random black dot appeared on my hand three days ago

Eastern Kingbird landed on my hand, was not impressed by crushed Pringles.

The first page of my British passport contains a request from the King.

My randomly generated Starbucks Wifi code has crowned me the 69 DP Nazi

My local church has a statue of an angel killing the Corona Virus

The box my car mats came in was designed to be built into a car

sometimes my veins are sunken instead of raised

Local grocery store used to sell crossbows over the produce. (Golden Dawn, Jefferson, Ohio)

The way these concrete balls lined up to look like wheels

Pine cone closed itself after the rain

Got a McDonald’s 20 pack of all boots

Came home yesterday to find this mantis waiting for me.

Only the pure white squares of my plaid, cotton shirt are wearing away.

Confused snail makes perfect circle

What a tally mark for every day alive looks like as a 20 year old (average lifespan to scale)

I ordered 2 bunches of bananas in my grocery delivery, and received 2 very different bunches of bananas.