Eastern Kingbird landed on my hand, was not impressed by crushed Pringles.

The first page of my British passport contains a request from the King.

My randomly generated Starbucks Wifi code has crowned me the 69 DP Nazi

My local church has a statue of an angel killing the Corona Virus

The box my car mats came in was designed to be built into a car

sometimes my veins are sunken instead of raised

Local grocery store used to sell crossbows over the produce. (Golden Dawn, Jefferson, Ohio)

The way these concrete balls lined up to look like wheels

Pine cone closed itself after the rain

Got a McDonald’s 20 pack of all boots

Came home yesterday to find this mantis waiting for me.

Only the pure white squares of my plaid, cotton shirt are wearing away.

Confused snail makes perfect circle

What a tally mark for every day alive looks like as a 20 year old (average lifespan to scale)

I ordered 2 bunches of bananas in my grocery delivery, and received 2 very different bunches of bananas.

My sea anemone sting looks like a sea anemone

The 7-Elevens in my country casually sells hard-boiled eggs

I own a life-sized plastic footlong subway sandwich

I had this "baby" stuffed animal so long, it's an "adult" now

I let the bonsai tree grow unchecked