I just cut open a watermelon with a super thin rind

Only one of my pupils reacted to the dilating drops at the optometrist

These joints are packaged like average cigarettes.

My friend burnt his thumb on a hot Philips head screw.

I got 3 poptarts in 1 package

One lighter out of my new pack has a really long flame

Found a cinnamon pigeon today

Somebody ordered a whole squid off Amazon

Rock I found in Portugal

My pack of tiktaks had a red tiktak

I turn empty spray cans into tiny dioramas

My dentist office has a therapy dog that will sit with you if you are feeling nervous

The faucet handle on the left is scratched by my wife’s wedding ring, but the handle on the right still looks almost new.

Ring finger goes white and numb when I'm cold

A chili pepper that grew like this in my garden

My old 90’s phone still works.

This restaurant in Hawaii has both Coke and Pepsi drinks.

This Zelda-themed semi truck I saw today.

This Burger King I randomly stopped in on a road trip looked like it was from the 50s

Came across a zebra in an enclosed grass area while passing by a small town in Mexico.