One of my local gyms has different membership prices based on gender

This don’t do coke sign above a conveniently placed mirror to do coke in

A painting my dad did of luigi shooting the monopoly man

The first digit of each room represents the floor it's on. Except room 606 which is on the 5th floor

The soaps from the bed & breakfast where I’m staying

A drug free pledge from 1994 which I apparently refused to sign. I was in 2nd grade.

This gold quarter that I found at my job

PNW Burger Chain gives out garden seeds instead of toys in their kids meals.

Thrifted a shirt that was made in North Korea

the push for metric on my mum’s birth documents

Piece of a sawmill blade used as a gusset plate to connect two beams together

My corn has it own corn.

I found this misprinted playing card

Dropped the 1/2 gallon of milk and it grew a tumor

Coffee pot left half full for two weeks while away for summer holidays.

Zoo nearby sells ostrich eggs

The Pattern on This Watermelon

My probiotics look like goldfish

My tea wasn’t happy with me :(

I just discovered that my van has slots for spare change in the cup holder.