My newborn in a body composition pod

My carrot has Natural square holes…

My fruit cocktail turned out to be tomato sauce

This parking voucher is valid for 70 years, 12 hours and 23 minutes

1 can of Pepsi in a Double Extra Large Big Gulp

I met a baby kangaroo at work one day

This Windows XP wallpaper tag

Uncle severed the pad off his index finger. Doctor sutured it on upside down

My square pizza was cut like a circle and my circle pizza was cut like a square

Door lock ran out of batteries in a hotel. My guy here got in through the peephole.

I got a valid $1 bill that is being tracked

Garage door remote melted in the Arizona sun but still works.

Looks like strawberries in my tomato

My Water World has Datura openly growing

Flight attendant gave me every snack

I have a beer from America’s Oldest Brewery and the World’s Oldest Brewery

Our mums are identical twins, making my cousin and I genetic siblings.

Did an MRI, got a cool profile photo as a bonus.

The inside of my kiwi is shaped like a bat

I lost 140 lbs (again)