We put a bag around our peach to keep it safe, the pattern transferred onto the peach!

Couple months, or years ago, I found Luigi on the sidewalk. Today I found Mario too

This ibuprofen left out that exploded overnight

Left my toothbrush on over night and it got… pregnant

This flower looks like a girl dancing

Single slice of bread being sold in a Russian supermarket

Vacuum head contains a light to show you how dirty your floor really is

The elusive 3x3 mini wheat

I forgot to wear my watch today, and my sweat glands seem to not know too

Amsterdam police checking if an e-bike has had its speed limiter removed

This drive-thru car wash I was at

The builders across from me in Spain have parasols on their cherry pickers

The Amount of Banana Peels After a Marathon in Sweden!

Discovered an unknown yellow pill in with my new prescription of white pills

The bathroom at the Omaha Zoo has sunscreen dispensers

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen guarding the salmon hatchery

Our Poo Tins: a local satirist has either vandalised or significantly improved our local dog poo bins.

The cracked paint on my neighbour’s truck looks like the beach

Found a letter written from my great grandmother

I thrifted this 1992 yearbook and there’s a noose on one of the pages.