Game ordered from eBay arrived in a Walmart box with napkins

I was in Trader Joe’s when I saw a jacket taped to the wall

Ice Stalagmites at one of my client's cottages I was doing work for last winter.

My frypan handle has lithium batteries and an electronic chip.

I’m currently in the Philippines. All the cars here have only cold (blue) on the climate dial because hot (red) is never needed.

After 30 years of cutting hair in the same spot, my aunt's salon floor is wearing down in her track.

I found an absolutely perfect slingshot stick

Saw pilots playing tic tac toe

Saw a fat chameleon today

A bat somehow got into my mum's laundry and survived an entire wash cycle

I was at a food truck where the ketchup dispenser functions like a cow’s udder

A spray in Thailand that repells geckos.

My shadow looks like darth vader

The bottom of a sleeping Red-eyed Tree Frog

Brickwork on sidewalk which turns into a public bench in Shiraz, Iran

A fox sleeping during the day

Same labeled nail polish, different shades.

My box of crows came with a dot

Costco Business Centers sell peanut butter in 15.9kg (35lb) buckets for 2.95 USD/kg ($1.34/lb).

The elevator at my old jobsite says “I FART”