Saw a group of cows hanging out in a circle for an hour yesterday (Eastbourne, UK)

Guns for sale outside my local gas station

Dayquil before and after the red dye ban

My son’s blinds projected a photo on the wall

My moving day battle scars

A dime imprinted into a nickel by a train wheel

The Aldi version of Punk IPA is called Anti-Establishment IPA

Years ago i cut through my fingerprint and it can't heal properly

Feeding warning attached to baby goat’s horns

An Adolf Hitler action figure with movable limbs at the antique store.

Saw this cat with a perfectly split face at a pet shop.

The worlds most toxic Nettle bush locked behind glass

The sports bra I just bought has 17 tags sewn inside

MASH shirt that has been vacuum sealed for almost 20 years

Receipt from last purchase I made in World Trade Center mall

This screwdriver is so old, the advertised phone number only has 5 digits.

Someone at my work is stealing vanilla extract to drink in the restrooms

I found a cast iron skillet in my bushes that wasn’t there yesterday

I have a hickey looking birthmark in an unfortunate place

I grew an heirloom tomato that looks like a booty.